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Razor Blades in Apples, Flying Death Orbs, and Jeff’s Super Fat Legs

This Episode’s PULLS...Batman (again) / Trick or Treating / The Cake Walk / School Carnivals / Moose McGillycuddy’s / The Old Ox / Stormtrooper / George Lucas / The Empire Strikes Back / Lenny and Squiggy / Laverne and Shirley / Barney Fife / Mayberry RFD / Don Knotts / Michael McKeon / Deiter / Sprockets / The Jolly Green Giant / Darth Vader / C-3PO / Fun’n Folly / Starlog Magazine / Ray Harryhausen / The Golden Voyage of Sinbad / Scarlet Fever /  Grimm’s Fairy Tales / Grave Robbers / Dead Ringers / The Beatles / Abby Road / Alien / Aliens / Jaws / The Omen (again) / Rosemary’s Baby / Amityville Horror / Poltergeist / The Exorcist (again) / Halloween (the movie) / Led Zeppelin / Phantasm / Out of Africa / Phantasm / The Night Gallery / Sonny Bono / Ghost (the movie) / Paradise Lost / Sigmund the Sea Monster / Farrell’s Ice Cream Parlor (again) / Circus Peanut (candy) / Banana Taffy / Candy Corn / Razor Blades in Apples / 

Shows that were Canceled Too Soon, Chris Tries to Scare Me with Tidal Waves, and a Sea of a Thousand Drunken Mrs. Ropers

This Episode’s PULLS!Sammy Hagar (again) / The Krofft Supershow (again) / Indiana Jones / T.V. Guide/ Salvage One / Andy Griffith / Fred Sanford / Johnny Gage (again) / Roy Desoto (again) / Emergency (again) / Sanford and Son (again) / Lloyd Bridges / Sea Hunt / Quincy /  Battlestar Galactica / Cylons / X-Wings / Vipers / Galactica 1980 /  Kent McCord / Adam 12 (again) / R2D2 / Barry Van Dyke / Jerry Van Dyke / My Mom the Car / Square Pegs / Bill Murray / Anne Beats / Sarah Jessica Parker / 16 Candles (again) / Anthony Michael Hall (again) / John Cusack / Adam Levine (again) / Ryan Seacrest (again) / Howie Long (again) / Richard Benjamin / Quark / The Doublemint Twins / Ficus / When Things Were Rotten / Men in Tights / Police Squad / Leslie Nielson / Liam Neeson / Airplane / Robert Stack / Peter Graves / Canon / Barnaby Jones (again) / Poseidon Adventure / Naked Gun / The Office / Seinfeld / M.A.S.H. / Planet of the Apes (again) / Animal House (again) / Delta House / Tim Matheson / John Belushi / Flounder / Dee Day / Bruce McGillis / Michelle Pfeifer / Logan’s Run the Series / U.F.O. the Series (again) / Space 1999 / Martin Landau / Barbara Bain  / Mission Impossible / Wonder Bug / Dr. Shrinker / The Kids From C.A.P.E.R. / Captain Kool and the Kongs / Bigfoot and Wildboy (again) / Gemini Man / Ultraman / The Science Patrol / Pam Dawber / The Girl, The Gold watch, and Everything / Crime Story / Miami Vice / Last of the Mohicans / Dennis Farina  / The Ropers / Heat / Del Shanon /  Three’s Company (again) / Mrs. Roper / 

The Sexiest Ladies of the 70s and 80s, Celebrity Crushes, and What Chris Means When He Says Something is a ”Downer and a Banger”

This Episode’s PULLS...Daisy Dukes / Lynda Carter / Heather Tomas / Heather Locklear / Barbara Eden / Raquel Welch / Farrah Fawcett / Katherine Bach / Geddy Lee / Ric Ocasek / Sport’s Illustrated / Cheryl Tiegs / Swedish Bikini Team / General Lee / Dukes of Hazard / Boss Hogg / Enos / Roscoe P. Coltrane / Barbara Bach / Ringo Starr / Caveman (The Movie) / Dennis Quaid / Meg Ryan / T. J. Hooker / Battle of the Network Stars (again) / Dallas / Three’s Company /  Suzanne Sommers / Charlies Angels / Kate Jackson / Baywatch / Late Night Cable / John Hughs / Porkys / Stripes / Animal House (again) / Ski School / Revenge of the Nerds / The Cannonball Run / Last American Virgin / Devo / The Police / The Cars / Blondie / Fast Times at Ridgemont High (again) / Phoebe Cates (again) / Oingo Boingo / I dream of Jeanie (again) / Gilligan’s Island / Tina Louise / Dawn Wells / Huckleberry Hound / Quick Draw McGraw / Barbara Bach / Cheryl Ladd / Christie Brinkley / Playboy Magazine / Bo Derek / Vanna White / Vanessa Williams / Phoebe Figililly / Elizabeth Montgomery / The Twilight Zone (again) / Charles Bronson / Jodie Foster / Freaky Friday / Tom Sawyer / Johnny Whitaker / Kim Richards / Bugsy Malone / Escape to Witch Mountain (again) / Karen Valentine / Judy Strangis / Joanna Cameron / Isis (The TV Show) / The Bugaloos / Caroline Ellis / Yvonne Craig / Batgirl / Grace Lee Whitney / Nichelle Nichols / Star Trek / U.F.O. / Logan’s Run / Jenny Agutter / Diana Rigg / The Avengers / Emma Peel / Loni Anderson / Mary Tyler Moore / The Dick Van Dyke Show / Lucille Ball / Desi Lu Studios / WKRP in Cincinnati / Jan Smithers / Bailey Quarters / Pam Dawber / Tanya Roberts / Beast Master / Sheena Queen of the Jungle / That 70s Show / Raquel Welch   

TV Dinners, Hamburger Helper, and Whatever the Hell was in Those Jello Molds

This Episode’s PULLS!Open Houses / Jello Molds / Pot Lucks / Pyrex / Corning Ware / Casseroles / Pompei / Quincy / Jack Klugman (again) / Hamburger Helper / Sloppy Joes / Al Lewis (again) / Wilford Brimley (again) / SPAM / Velveeta / Kraft Singles / Hawaiian Punch / Hi C / Sunny Delight / Juicy Juice / Hunts Snack Packs / Pop Tops / Emergency / Johnny Gage / Roy DeSoto / Randolph Mantooth / Kevin Tye / Rice a Roni / Frozen Pizzas / Straw Hat / Shakey’s / Pizza Hut / Laurel and Hardy / The Marx Brothers / The Three Stooges / Chuck E. Cheese / Square Pan / TV Dinners / Swanson’s / Salsbury Steak /  Room 222 (again) / Microwaves / MASH / All in the Family (again) / Rhoda / TV Trays / Julia Child / Rainbow Coalition / We Are The World / Taco Bell / Rolled Tacos / Gene Bell / SpaghettiOs / McDonalds / Dolly Madison / Ding Dongs / Boo Berry Cereal / Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch / Space Food Sticks / Tang / Goobers / Sanka / Barnaby Jones / Barney Miller / Barney / Barney Rubble / Barney Fife / Brachs Candy / Rolos / Hershey’s Kisses / Tough Skins (again) /   

The Death of Barbers, The Dawn of Stylists, and Chris’ Uncanny Ability to Detect Toupees

This Episode’s PULLS...Richard Simmons / Parachute Pants (again) / Moe Howard / Three Stooges / Tupperware / ROTC / Punk Rock / 8 track Tapes (again) / Sgt. Peppers The Movie / Peter Frampton (again) / The Beatles (again) / The Bee Gees / Steve Martin / Aerosmith (again) / Bobby Goldsboro / The Great Gazoo / Adam Rich (again / Cousin Oliver (again) / The Village Hair Loft / Terrycloth Shirt / Lightning Bolt / Puma Shoes / Haircut Tail / Mousse / Violet Beauregarde (again) / Willy Wonka (again) / Polaroid (again) / Barnabas Collins / Dark Shadows / The Brady Bunch (again) / Jan Brady / Dick Butkus / The Grinch That Stole Christmas / Eve Plumb / The Brady Brides / Sigmund the Sea Monster (again) /         

Witches and Warlocks, Creepy Marionettes, and the Celebrity Who Slept in Jeff’s Crib

This Episode’s PULLS...X (the band) / Michael Moore / Ken Burns / Joy Division / Sex Pistols (again) / Bob Newhart Show / MASH / All in the Family (again) / Lidsville / Sid and Marty Krofft / Butch Patrick / Eddie Munster / H.R. Pufnstuf (again ) / Sigmund the Sea Monster / Weenie / Witchie Poo / Charles Nelson Riley (again) / Hoodoo (again) / Paul Lynde (again) / Hollywood Squares / Match Game (again) / San Diego Reader / Matt Groening / Life in Hell / Binky / Johnny and Scott / Johnny Whittaker / Texas Instrument Calculator / Sherwood Schwartz / Eric Estrada (again) / Brady Bunch (again) / Shields and Yarnell (again) /  Electro Woman and Dyna Girl / Dr. Shrinker / Land of the Lost / Sleestaks / Chaka / Trilogy of Terror (again) / Judy Strangis (again) / Wonder Woman (again) / Korg 70,000 BC / Booberry Cereal / Bigfoot and Wildboy / In Search of (again) / Six Million Dollar Man (again) / Harry and the Hendersons / ALF / Small Wonder / Loch Ness Monster / Cecil and Beanie Boy / Billy Barty / Seymour the Spider / The Bugaloos / The Love Boat (again) / Fantasy Island (again) / R2D2 / Star Wars (again) / Brett Somers (again) / Herve Villechaize / Miguelito Loveless / James West / Artemis Gordon / Wild Wild West / James Kirk / Robert Conrad / Baa Baa Blacksheep / Pappy Boyington / Michael Dunn / Thunderbirds / Gerry Anderson / Fireball XL-5 / Super Car / Supermarionation / Gumby / Davey and Goliath / UFO (the TV show) / Space 1999 / Team America World Police / Matt Stone / Trey Parker / South Park / The Greatest American Hero / William Katt / Barbara Hale / Perry Mason / Robert Culp / I Spy / Debra Hill  / Tim Mattheson / Connie Sellecca / Jaclyn Smith / Lynda Carter (again) / Catherine Bach / Tom Berringer / Butch and Sundance: The Early Days / Ralph Hinkley / Ralph Hanely / John Hinkley / Michael Pare / Eddie and the Cruisers / Seinfeld / Sammy Hagar / Ryan Seacrest/ Ted Nugent / Adam Levine     

Legendary Disc Jockeys, New Wave Mania, and Jeff’s Teenage Quest for the Most 80s Pants Ever Created

This Episode’s PULLS...KGB / Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw / KPRI / Bree Walker / KLOS / Dr. Demento / Mario Lanza / The Sound of Music / The Warriors (again) / Rockers / Jimmy Page / Peter Frampton / Kiss / Sammy Hagar (again) / Journey (again) / The Hulk / U2 / Pearl Jam / Green Day / Nirvana / The Cars (again) / Led Zeppelin / Rush / Van Halen / Rock Lobster / B-52s / Judas Priest /  The Scorpions / Black Sabbath / Devo / Punk Rockers / Mods / Vespa Scooter / UFO / New Wave / Parachute Pants / Bow Wow Wow / Annabella Lwin / Captain Kidd’s Seafood Galley / Jacket Pins / The Specials / The English Beat / The Selector / Preppy / Oxford Shoes /  501’s / Penny Loafers / Topsiders / Popped Collar / James Spader / Pretty in Pink (again) / Better Off Dead / Roy Stalin / Nicholas Cage / Valley Girl / Emilio Estevez / Sixteen Candles (again) / Daniel LaRusso /  Molly Ringwald / John Cryer / Flock of Seagulls / Guns N’ Roses /  Little Richard / Stephen Hawking / 91X /  Aerosmith / ELO / Tom Petty / Lene Lovich / Missing Persons / The Ramones /The Sex Pistols / The Cure / The Buzzcocks / Steve West / Adventures in Paradise /  Mike Halloran / Pam Wolf / Oz /  Jim McInnes / Jeff and Jer / Mark and Brian / Spandau Ballet / The Romantics / The Casbah / 60’s Garage Punk / Soma / Brick by Brick / Montezuma Hall / The Back Door / UCSD / San Diego State / Talking Heads / REM / Kurt Cobain / Madonna / Dave Grohl / Blitzkrieg Bop / The Eagles / The Police / Madness / Oingo Boingo / Danny Elfman / Ringo Starr / Triumph / Rainbow 

Bicycle Rodeos, The Catamaran Maneuver, and that time Chris was Arrested in 5th Grade.

This Episode’s PULLS...Munsing Wear / Mopeds / Cords / Kelly Leak / Bad News Bears / 10 Speed / Motocross / Wheels and Things / The Warriors / The Turnbull AC’s / The Gramercy Riffs / The Baseball Furies / Huffy Thunder Road / Boogie Boards (again) / Crossing Guards / Yard Duties (again) / Adam 12 / Starsky and Hutch / Bike Rodeos / Lo Jack / Beach Cruisers / Stan Smiths / Zips / Kinney NBA’S / UFO’s / Adam West (again) / Charles Schultz / Gemco (again) / Gordon & Smith / Yoyo Wheels / Boogie Boards again) / Clay Skateboard Wheels / Cadillac Skateboard Wheels / Kick Pads / Skateboard Rails / 180s / 360s / Click Clacks / The Catamaran Maneuver

The Presidential Fitness Test, Malicious Playground Equipment, and Toys that Want to Kill You

This Episode’s PULLS...Pickle Ball / Team Ball / Dodge Ball / Four Square / Tether Ball / Volley Tennis / "Batball Basketball" / Battle of the Gargantua’s / Lord of the Flies / The Presidential Fitness Test / Butts Up / Smear the Queer / Yard Duties (again) / Wide World of Sports / Battle of the Network Stars (again) / Lawn Darts / Jarts (again) / Slip n’ Slide / The Water Wiggle / Wham-O / Jungle Gym / Playground Carousels / Model Rockets / Metal Slides / Chain Swings / Toys R Us / See Saws / Super Elastic Bubble Plastic / Shrinky Dinks / Easy Bake Oven / Hot Wheels Maker / Creepy Crawlers / Atomic Energy Lab with Uranium / Toy Kitchens / Toy Vacuum Cleaners / Toy Doctor Kit / Toy Nurse Kit

High School Reunions, Passing Secret Notes, and a Beginners Guide to Fishing for Alcohol.

This Episode’s PULLS...AARP Card / Black Angus / Soup Plantation / Home Style Buffet / TV Trays / Lawrence Welk / Caramel Ice Cream / Champagne Sherbet (again) / Grapes of Wrath / Matlock / Gross Pointe Blank / Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion / John Cusack / Lisa Kudrow / Mira Sorvino / Valley Girl / Deborah Foreman / Nicholas Cage / Purple Rain / Paper Triangle Notes / Paper Football / Rotary Phones / Finding a Good Party / Fishing for Alcohol / Moosehead Beer / Löwenbräu / Old English 800 / Steve’s Arcade / AM PM / Del Mar Fair